Read as "If you ain't ordnance, you ain't shit" Pronounced "eye-OH-yahs" and yelled out during ceremonies; also known as "If you're ordnance, your ASVAB sucked.". Plastic Fantastic: F/A-18 used in the 1980s. Alternately, often used by nukes to suggest someone ought to put forth at least a little thought before giving up on a problem. A concrete vibrator used to remove air bubbles. Also COMHOUSE, COMHOME, CINCHOME, HOUSEPAC, etc. LPOD: Last Plane On Deck: The time when all aircraft should be on the ground. Bilge Water: Something spoken that is nonsense or ridiculous. A backpack filled with water. Cheating was not allowed, and some how would be found out quickly by means of the "honey-ko telegraph. ", Grab-ass: Any kind of unstructured group socialization or horse-play, usually during working hours. The nickname is based on its color and flavor. Prefaced by the type or theater of service the deployed spouse is in, e.g. Big O boat, USS Oriskany CVA34, Also called the Mighty O boat, After the fire of 10/26,1966 she was called the USS Zippo by some. Akin to PFM (pure fucking magic). She is usually worried about unsafe flight conditions or an enemy threat (e.g. Down: Not working, out of commission, broken, "broke-dick." Fuck the mission, clean the position: Break out the, Fuck You, strong message follows: Seen on a numerical list of epithet substitutions (the unauthorized "Falcon Code," derived from the "Charlie Echo" code), especially transmitted over radio, which has to stay clean. When the Engineers cause the ship to move through the water, everyone else goes along for the ride.". Haji: Racial epithet for a Middle Eastern individual, or anything Middle Eastern. Airwing only workups include trips to NAS Fallon and NAS Key West. Taken from the Supply Corps' porkchop-shaped insignia. Sucking Sarah: Derogatory term used to describe the USS Saratoga (CV-60), also called ", Summer Creases: A term used to mock someone with a wrinkled shirt. (Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery). Midnight Requisition: To "borrow" (with varying degress of consent) a needed item from another unit. See also SERP. So called on account of its unique smell and the overall (un)cleanliness of the city. Can also be said to an officer, but beware of over-usage. This is especially true if the paint being requested is classified as hazardous material, requiring special ventilation and lockouts. CAVU: Ceiling and Visibility Unlimited: Perfect flying weather. Bulkhead remover: A fictional substance veteran sailors often task new sailors with getting, as a joke. Typically these shops are found on aircraft carriers just forward of hangar bay 1 on the 01 level. Mt. Only used Chief to Chief. R.O.A.D. Noted: Usually passed down from an officer to a blue shirt, when the blue shirt tells the officer of something that will have little or no positive effect on the officer, but may have a great effect on the blue shirt. In reality, consists of an E-5 signing a piece of paper and giving the warning, "if you go up for mast, I will testify under oath that I inspected and saw every item.". Also contains the Uniform of the Day. Used in slang expressions such as "Talk to me when you've got some Time On The Pond.". 90 Day Wonder, 90 Day Miracle: OCS graduate (as opposed to a graduate of four-year Naval Academy or ROTC training). FTN: Fuck the Navy (common epithet used when complaining about naval policies or regulations). Five and Dimes: A watch rotation where the sailor or watch team stand five hours of watch, then have ten hours off (to clean, perform maintenance, train, get qualified, conduct drills, take care of divisional business or their collateral duty, eat, shower, and occasionally sleep). Jack-o'-the-Dust: A ship's cook in charge of keeping track of the ship's food stores. If they are found to have soiled clothing as a result of not showering, several of the company will take the recruit into the barracks shower and scrub the persons bare skin with floor broom heads. Spudlocker: Area below the ramp of an aircraft carrier. Secure: To turn off, end, or make tighter, e.g. Sea Otter: SeaOpDet-er; a member of a Sea Operational Detachment (SEAOPDET). When the Aircraft carrier goes through the canal, the crew member's job is to look for monkeys trying to jump on the ship. ", Black Shoe: Sometimes shortened to just "Shoe." Hall of Fame Companies are also given precedence above Color Company, and are given the honor to be the first recruit company to Pass in Review. DRB (Disciplinary Review Board): Step in the NJP process in which the accused attempts to prove his innocence by being screamed at for 2 hours. Monkey shit: (1) A mix of a clay and fibers, used to plug up small holes around cables as they pass through a bulkhead. Hot Footed: Carefully placing matches under the toenails of a sleeping shipmate and then lighting them all at the same time, after which the perpetrator(s) immediately hide or attempt to look innocent, leaving the victim to wonder what asshole did this to him. ": An expression said (in a very cheery manner) on occasions when, in fact, it is not a Fine Navy Day at all. Dear John (or Jane) Letter: A letter (or nowadays, e-mail) that a sailor receives in which his or her significant other breaks up with or leaves him or her whilst the latter is deployed. LOST: Line Of Sight Tasking: when a senior officer, usually the XO, tasks the first poor bastard JO who walks across his path with some time-consuming, inane project that he knows absolutely nothing about. V2 Division: Maintenance of Catapults and Arresting Gear. The 43P-2, 43P-3 & 43P-4 books were replaced in the mid 1980's with one book. Alternatively, "stop your grinnin' and grab your linen. So called because it used to grade based on keystrokes rather than words per minute. WESTPAC widow: Sailor's wife looking for a temporary fling, often with another sailor. It was standardized in 1956 with sounds that are similar in English . Sandblower: A person of very short stature. 5MC: A circuit similar to the 1MC, except that it is only heard on the flight deck of an air-capable ship and in engineering spaces. Smoke Test: Turn on recently repaired electronic gear; worst case scenario it smokes, indicating a catastrophic failure. 2. Admirals have Double Eggs. According the Urban Dictionary, it's can be used in the following ways. Squared Away" sailor. (2) Reminiscence among older sailors, not necessarily with embellishment but often times a mutual exaggeration and perhaps colorful language: "Remember the time we were in the Gulf of Thailand for that ?" Also a man who stares at or is perceived to stare at another man's genitals in a communal shower. While underway, fresh water must be manufactured. (3) Control Unit No-go Test. (2) Former Action Guy: Any SO, SB, EOD, ND, or FMF Recon Corpsman or any other parachute-qualified member who is in a position where they cannot maintain their jump quals, or goes into a different warfare community. None of the goodies get past that person. Chem Wipe: Also known as Kim-Wipes, though they bare no resemblance to the far more delicate Kimberly-Clark product. "How are you doing today PO Jones" "Living the dream Captain". Twidget: Sailor in the Electronics or Electrical fields of job specialties. ", Boopdiddley: All-purpose, virtually meaningless expression, used as an exclamation i.e. Crack House: A designated smoking area aboard ship that is not a. Crapper: A toilet, see also shitter and pisser. Cu Shing: The sound of shit when it hits the fan. Loop, Looper: An officer, usually a LT or LCDR, who is an admiral's aide. Building 38: The USS Puget Sound (AD-38). Box of Rocks: Derogatory term for more than one sailor that has performed their work in an unsatisfactory manner. Also known as a "Butt Shark.". Marching Party: In boot camp, an after-hours regimen of intensive training exercises, supervised by the command's special warfare personnel. Freeboard: On a ship or boat, this is the vertical distance between the waterline and the "gunwale" (see below). Also called "Cankers and Sores.". Pisser: (1) A urinal (not a toilet). Binnacle List: The daily list of ship's crew who are sick in quarters (see below). See also "Salty," below. You suck on., through a small tube. "WESTPAC widow" or "Boomer Widow.". Dinner plate for Marines: The front buttoned flap on enlisted dress blues. also used as Civilian Life Incentive Program. Named for the way they make you feel after youve eaten them. So, really it can go both ways, but it definately means a man-whore. Booty Cigar: A bowel movement, particularly a very long one. Pier-Queer: Air Force term for "Sailor." FAG: (1) Fighter Attack Guy: F/A-18 Hornet/Super Hornet pilot or naval flight officer ("NFO"). Call an Audible: American football term refers to the quarterback changing the play in the last minute based on the defense lineup. Originally referred to the night baker who would often be seen by waking crew members covered in flour from his nightly duties. White Rats: Tampons which appear after a sewage leak in the female head. NAMI Whammy: Slang for the incredibly in-depth two-day flight physical given to all prospective aviators at the Naval Aeromedical Institute at NAS Pensacola. The new sailor is told this is "The Most Important Watch" on the ship. B.O.S.N.I.A. Lifer Dog: (See "Lifer," above) "Call me an asshole, call me a cocksucker, call me a son-of-a-bitch; just don't call me a Lifer Dog.". WAVES: Women Accepted for Volunteer Emergency Services. Air Department: Consists of 5 divisions, usually manned by Aviation Boatswains Mates. Radioactive Rudolph: Reindeer meat brought onboard in Scandinavian Ports, especially soon after the Chernobyl meltdown. A member of a fire department in Northern Virginia in a rich city or town who goes to no fire..ever..but talks about it like they are actually God's gift to the . Wrinkle Bomb: A uniform worn by a sailor that is wrinkled so badly that it looks like the sailor slept in it. ", MARF: Acronym used by a superior to a roving watchstander, means Make Another Round, Fucker. Vitamin M: Motrin, which is occasionally used to combat the various aches/pains/headaches associated with military service. Bubblegummer: A newbie or young sailor just out of boot camp or school. Johnny Cash's: The (defunct) Winter Working Blue uniform; so called due to the fact that they were all black (black being called navy blue) and Johnny Cash was the man in black. Phraseology: Instant Boatswain's Mate, just add water. Cunt: A tear drop shaped piece of metal placed in the bottom loop of sail rigging to keep the rope from chaff wear during tie-down of open sails. PCU: Pre Commissioning Unit: What a ships company is called before a ship is commissioned. ", ESWS: Enlisted Surface Warfare Specialist. Dirtbag: A term often used by an annoying lifer who has no life outside the navy to insult a sailor for having a few wrinkles in his uniform, having missed a spot while shaving, having a small spot on his uniform, having hair barely touching his ears, etc. "Got your six": looking out for your or your buddy's ass; refers to a clock dial. Quarterdeck: Ceremonial area of the ship used while in port for either boarding, or disembarking the ship, usually found at the main deck level, mid-ship. A play on words that hints at the escapades her crew may have been involved in. LHO: Large Heavy Object. Shit Suit: Aka "Poopy Suit" A white disposable set of coveralls used mainly for sewage use, painting, bilge diving, or void inspections. ADCAP Advanced Capability Torpedo that began life as the Mk 48 torpedo (21 inch diameter) launched primarily by submarine platforms. Also possibly named to represent a generator that is providing no power to the system and therefore not taking on its share of the load. Air Force Gloves: Pockets. Fruit Salad: Numerous ribbons on a dress uniform. (2) Civilian Under Naval Training. Much easier than the dreaded "helo dunker. A sissy.' Page 30. Sea Warrior: Used by naval personnel whom have never set foot on a ship, usually in response to being called shipmate. A common joke is to ask inexperienced personnel on watch to "keep an eye out for signs of C-GU11s in the area, over." (2) An argumentative, cantankerous or know-it-all sailor. NEC: The Navy Enlisted Classification (NEC) system, of which the NEC coding system is a part, supplements the enlisted rating structure in identifying personnel on active or inactive duty and billets in manpower authorizations. Delta Sierra: "Dumb Shit": A stupid mistake or poor performance, the opposite of "Bravo Zulu.". Other terms include: Peter clamps, Meat hooks, Dick beaters. Soup Sandwich: Any situation or individual that is FUBAR. Sailors must go to the Paint Locker with properly signed chits to receive paint and painting equipment. Hall of Fame Company: A recruit company during boot camp that maintains perfect marks through the entire eight-week evolution; harder to get than Color Company, the company that rates Hall of Fame Status is given three days special liberty, as well as the week prior to shipping out to the fleet as downtime. SWCCs are more commonly referred to as Special Boat Teams or Boat Guys., Dirty-dick: To rub genitalia on someones cup or soda can as an act of retribution or to be funny; see also "cock swab.". 180 Amnesia: Occurs when a sailor has been deployed and selective memory is desired to deal with questions asked by his or her significant other. Fart Suit: Dry suit worn by aviators when flying over cold water. In nuclear commands, can sometimes be seen as KEY when over-nuked (the last letters of the same three words are used.). "cake eater" " betta recognize bitch " by Nooch December 31, 2004 Get the cake eater mug. (hence nickname). #19. This is generally done when fuel is almost all used up with no hope of making it to a safe landing area, or when a slowly developing but potentially fatal emergency is going on. Can also refer to the traditionally profanity-laced language patterns of sailors. The name is a concatenation of Bremerton Buffalo described as weight a 'bremer-ton'. Retired RMs may often use ZUG in place of "no" or "negative.". Have a Navy Day: Has two separate meanings. or " Aw, Boop!" The "official" reason for this event is to hand out awards to the top aviators. Blowing Shitters: An act by which an HT uses straight firemain pressure on a clog in the sewage line (CHT/VCHT) that cannot be removed by ordinary means. Right side of an aircraft when facing the nose. AW: The enlisted rating previously known as Aviation Anti-submarine Warfare Operator, now known as Aviation Warfare Operator; sometimes preceded by the adjective "fuckin'" by non-aircrew sailors. Not to be confused with "screwing the pooch" which refers to royally messing up a task. i know that the kid in mighty ducks. a "field expedient Frappuccino" might be made by putting all the MRE coffees, sugars, and creamers into a 2-liter bottle and mixing. SERP: Senior Enlisted Rest Period. Can refer to malicious "scuttlebutt," exaggerated "no-shitters," or blatently phony sea stories. Bells will only be rung as a single strike, or a closely spaced double strike, with a maximum of eight bells (4 sets of 2). They usually return with a sore arm, courtesy of a Hull Technician who is in on the joke. Canary: Woman singer. Do not stand near one of the speakers without hearing protection. CHT Tank/Shit Tank/Chit Tank: Collection, Holding and Transfer system, which collects all ship's shower and toilet runoff/sewage until such time as it can be pumped or dumped. This term usually only applies to nukes who have not re-enlisted (i.e. Refers to the shape of a gas turbine module. When one goes off, the other takes his place (three men share two racks). Fuhgowee's: Code word for ditching work and going home at lunch time, so as not to be suspected by PO1, Chiefs, etc (used in Newport News Drydock). Also the Enlisted Aviation Warfare Specialist breast insignia. The Navy, however, uses a cake eater to refer to a sailor who reenlists into the troops, since most of them served cake at the reconstruction ceremony. USS Neverdock: Any ship that seems to stay out at sea for unusually long periods of time. Veal Wheels: Veal Parmesan. The worst ones are "drive-by shitbombs," where someone pokes their head in, "throws the shitbomb" and leaves. Aboard a ship, it is a can with a hole in the lid, usually hung from the bulkhead near watch stations. COD: Carrier Onboard Delivery: The C-2 Greyhound, which ferries people and supplies to and from a carrier on a regular basis. Split-pea on Rye. Scorned upon if he/she was not supposed to be there. 2MC: Engineering loudspeaker circuit. If the first partial day is counted, its referred to as the 8 Day Skate, or 8 days without standing watch or duty. Dammit: Proper way to read an exclamation point quietly. (Term endures within CG.). Butt Shark: A Sailor who is obviously brown-nosing in hope of receiving favorable evaluations. The tradition has sporadically been followed by modern small boat sailors. Brain Fart: A condition when, under stress, one cannot recall or perform something that would normally be easy or second nature. Lobster: A female sailor. Short arm inspection: The inspection a ship's corpsman performs on a sailor's penis, looking for visible signs of any venereal disease, if the sailor suspects he may have contracted one. also,"Forever Fucking Gone", A frigate which spends more time underway than in port. (See "Brown Water Navy."). The Commanding Officer usually wears a special pin on his pocket designating him Command Afloat, or Command Ashore. LDO Security Blanket: Good conduct ribbon. C.L.I.P. (Often pronounced "A-wis."). MRC Card: literally Maintenance Requirement Card Card, LEO Ops: Law Enforcment Operations Ops; etc. VC: Viet Cong: Guerilla forces in South Vietnam allied with the North Vietnamese Army (NVA) during the Vietnam War. Someone who has been given a "Bag of Dicks" has been "bagged," which is quite similar to getting 'sand bagged'. VA: Fixed wing attack Aircraft Squadrons. Air Force Salute, Airman Salute, Airedale Salute: An "I don't know" shrug of the shoulders. Goatrope: A confusing, disorganized situation often attributed to or marked by human error. PQS: Personnel Qualification Standards, a card carrying various qualifications for a warfare badge or similar. CINCHOUSE: Commander-in-Chief of the House. Should always begin with "No shit, this really happened," or "This is a no shitter." Ping Jockey: Term used to describe Sonar Techs. Brown Water: Shallow water close to land; Brown Water Navy (Sailor): Any Sailor who operates a small boat in inshore areas. 21: And you fellows, if you find some cake-eaters trying to take advantage of your sister, what are you going to do? Fresh Water Navy (derogatory) members of the US Coast Guard. The watchstander is dressed in protective gear carrying a 10 to 12 foot pole. "Here comes the khaki brigade.". Often a good source of humor for when the topsiders ask what they are for. Render honors to port/starboard: A custom in the Navy to honor a ship passing with a salute, it is also used when passing by the Arizona Memorial, an announcement is made ". Lady Lex: Either of the two aircraft carriers named "Lexington.". Goes from lower ranking (Seaman, Fireman, Airman) to higher ranking (LPO, LCPO) up the chain of command. producing adequate electricity, steam, etc. Compare "Living the dream!" CIWS: Close In Weapon System. Battle Group (BG): A group of warships and supply ships centered around a large deck aircraft carrier and that carrier's airwing. . 4JG: Communications circuit used by V4 Fuels Division to coordinate flight deck fueling operations between the flight deck and below decks pump and filter rooms. Sea Stories: Often exaggerated or embellished tales from previous deployments or commands told by seniors to juniors. The closest civilian equivalent is BMOC (Big Man On Campus). The usual cycle is: get up, eat, go on watch, get off watch, eat, go to bed. Triced Up: Trapped in a rack more cramped then usual, as a result of shipmates opening one's rack while one is sleeping in it (after they discover one forgot to secure it shut before getting in). Boot Topping: Black paint used to paint the water line on ships. one or both of the sailors is currently in a relationship/marriage with a person not stationed on the ship). Smurf Suit/Smurfs: Set of blue sweatpants and sweatshirt issued on arrival at boot camp; worn for the first several days and thereafter used mostly for PT. Meat Gazer: Unlucky individual designated to make sure the urine in a "Whiz Quiz" actually comes from the urinator's body. Geedunk-a-donk: A huge jiggly ass acquired from eating too much geedunk. Reefer: (1) A refrigeration ship carrying frozen foods. May also refer to the Signal Bridge on the intercom. Boondoggle: An inefficient meeting, event, or evolution; one that it is more fun than productive. Term used to describe a sailor who has just failed out of a rather difficult A-School (Nuc, ET, AT) and will now head to the fleet (and obvious deployment) undesignated. Chicken-catch-me-fuck-me: Chicken Cacciatore. "Wrong answer, RPOC! TACCO: Tactical Coordinator. Cadillac: A mop bucket, usually with wheels and a wringer. Sometimes accompanied by two aspirin. Smoke Check: What results from wiring something incorrectly. Mess Deck Intelligence: Rumors (mostly false) that spread throughout the ship like wildfire. Fast Cruise: Pretending to be underway while moored to a pier. ", Hooligan Navy: WWII Navy pejorative for the Coast Guard, from its flexibility in enlisting men discharged from other services to rapidly expand for Prohibition. (Also known as CGL's Can't Get Laids.). Also known as a "shit bag.". "Oh, he's just flying the Bravo". Also, a sound powered telephone amplifier. This is used in boot camp to refer to those boots who have received their dungaree uniforms so recently that they haven't been ironed, just washed, they are therefore wrinkled, like a raisin. In flight training, a down is a failed flight. It is EXTREMELY loud to overcome the jet noise on the flight deck. Gerbil Gym/Gerbil Room: Exercise space on board ship with treadmills, stationary bikes, and elliptical trainers all pieces of equipment on which one performs motions that should move one to another place, though one remains in the same position like a gerbil on its wheel. Wog Dog: Sailor acting as a vicious dog and part of the "Royal Party" during Shellback initiation. The opposite of a highly respected and particularly valuable "Good Man." "Do we have any nighttime evolutions this underway?" Head call means to use the head. Derives from Bremerton, Washington, where there is a base at and around which such females are common. Trice Up a rack. RATT Shop: Place for flight deck personnel to cool off in the AC and take a nap while they get their "RATT" fixed. Term has become obsolete due to more normal looking frame choices now offered (outside of enlisted recruit training, at least). (Usually six hours on duty, six hours off duty. It may be fixed, as in those mounted on the bow of a ship below the waterline, or mobile like those "dipped" by anti-submarine helocopters. Also called "Four fans of freedom," a desirable platform for airedales who have no wish to spend any time whatsoever at sea. Often scrawled on the walls of toilet stalls by sailors who have been assigned to clean it for a reason. Today's modern electronic video game fighters like the F/A-18 will never be in the same ballpark. P.C.O.D. Also called a "One-Eyed Jack." (2) Main engineering space aboard ship to include the Fire Room (boiler room), Machinery Room (Engine Room) or a combined room (Main Machinery Room) containing both boilers and main engines. Shallow Water Surface Pukes: members of the Coast Guard, from the viewpoint of a bubblehead. Single-Digit Midget: Sailor with less that ten days left before their EAOS (end of active obligated service). Dynamited Chicken: Chicken a la king or chicken cacciatore. These recruits usually end up getting ASMO'ed to a company that is earlier in training. Tronchaser: Those in the AT (primarily I Level) rate who work on Navy avionics. Derives from the 5-point evaluation system used in the navy, in which a score of five is given to individuals who perform exceptionally well. Mad Shitter (AKA Phantom Shitter): A sailor who does not flush a toilet. Widow/Widower: Describes wives (and now husbands) with spouses on deployment. PRT: Physical Readiness Test. On a carrier, this officer stands just to the port side of the landing area and talks to each pilot as he makes his approach for an arrested landing. ChuHai: A Japanese alcoholic beverage made by mixing sake and the equivalent of Kool-Aid. Color Company: The recruit company in boot camp that maintains the highest score through the entire eight week evolution; they are given three days special liberty unmonitored. An angry or particularly unpleasant attitude, such as one might have if their only job onboard was to collect and retain everyone else's refuse, and then on top of that some asshole got mad and kicked him, leaving a big, ugly dent in his side. Work for 1st division varies among ships depending on size. OS's constitute "OI Division.". Hatch: A closure in the deck, commonly watertight, on a Naval vessel. See crackerjacks. Let's get going!" Senior Enlisted Advisor, a CPO in charge of one's career. SLJO: Shitty Little Jobs Officer. Bravo Bozo: Derisive term that is the opposite of Bravo Zulu. Can be bought in most Japanese convenience stores or at a ChuHai stand in the Honch. Cake Eater: An officer; Canoe Club: The U.S. Navy. voluntarily relinquishes his/her title to a "second-termer" that gets out of the Navy earlier who exhibits extreme disgruntlement and is generally accepted by the "first-termers" as one of their own. Bounce Pattern: When several aircraft are practicing touch and go landings at the same airfield. Limp Wristing: An unsatisfactory amount of physical effort put into shutting a valve. This term derives from the nickname "squid", meaning "sailor.". Stain Us: Derogatory name for USS JOHN C STENNIS (CVN-74). A pumice stone for cleaning a wooden deck. Desert Duck: Helo that delivered mail in the Persian Gulf during Operation Earnest Will. Also referred to "Monkey Rapers". Often refers to all chiefs, E-7 through E-9. Cold Shot, Cold Cat: A catapult launch from a carrier in which insufficient speed is attained to generate lift. (2) Any time late at night that doesn't qualify for Oh Dark Thirty. Oscar: The buoyant dummy used during man-overboard drills. Ikeatraz: Derogatory term used to describe the U.S.S. Can also refer to a green or inexperienced sailor, officer or enlisted person, e.g. CSO: Combat Systems Officer: Officer responsible for maintenance of a ship's combat system (gun, missile, radar, command control and communications systems). Chop: Supply Officer. Also the name of the current submarine-launched nuclear missile and its systems. Skittles: Sailors who work on the flight deck of a carrier. These words represent the letters "A," "B," and "C" in the International Radiotelephony Spelling Alphabet, more commonly known as the NATO phonetic alphabet. Zoom Bag: Navy flight suit, generally fireproof Nomex. Savy Sue: The nickname of the USS Savannah AOR4, given by her ships' company. Clobbered: of a landing pattern or comms frequency at a field or ship: filled to capacity, such that one can't get an aircraft or a word in edgewise. The hinge also limits the LCDRs head movement to the foreaft axis. A multi-tool (aka Gerber, Leatherman, etc), while not authorized to perform ANY maintenance, is nonetheless carried by most engineers in Reactor spaces. Usually an all day event to get the crew ready for a real underway. The beak of the eagle can be used as an emergency bottle opener. Usually takes the form of "Hey, did you hear (insert ship name here) had a fire in their main machinery room and can't get underway so our cruise got extended by a month?" So called because most of the meat of a lobster is in its tail. Here today, GUAM tomorrow: Received orders from one island to another island, as in ADAK to GUAM. 4 acres of sovereign U.S. soil: An aircraft carrier. Diddy Bag: Small white cloth bag with a drawstring. : (Bend Over, Here It Comes Again). Masagi Girl: A prostitute (typically Chinese) found in the Honch. To permanently dispose of something as if it never existed. One who does not pull his share of the load. 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